*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
(Source: proshchai, via perks-of-being-chinese)
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
(Source: alanblooms, via perks-of-being-chinese)