Faith & Love.

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:53:32 -0400

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

“New York? Too close. Vegas! Ugh, no. Too touristy.”

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:52:51 -0400

“New York? Too close. Vegas! Ugh, no. Too touristy.”

sodamnrelatable:

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:52:13 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:51:27 -0400

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

rehush: Fucking true

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:42 -0400

rehush:

Fucking true

healthy-craving: thedepthofme: when you know you’re doing it...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:30 -0400

healthy-craving:

thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

i watched this video 10,000000x

nidoranmale: we is kind we is smart we is important we is out...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:49:57 -0400

nidoranmale:

we is kind

we is smart

we is important

we is out of ice

bestlols: I forgot to cat

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:49:41 -0400

bestlols:

I forgot to cat

jonnovstheinternet:

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:48:48 -0400

jonnovstheinternet:

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:46:12 -0400

city-of-safe-harbors: my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:46:01 -0400

city-of-safe-harbors:

my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:

TENOUTTATEN: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:45:13 -0400

TENOUTTATEN: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:44:49 -0400

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:43:47 -0400

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

That awkward moment when everyone else understands it but you:

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:41:39 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

but you still act like you did:

because you’ll just Google it later.

darling-creative: Photographer: Elizabeth Weinberg

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:41:15 -0400

darling-creative:

Photographer: Elizabeth Weinberg

Wellington the Corgi and his flock.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:51 -0400

Wellington the Corgi and his flock.

Koala’s response to being petted

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:35 -0400

Koala’s response to being petted

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:23 -0400

grayskymorning: Clary Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:12 -0400

grayskymorning:

Clary Photo